A coherent plate of puns

In honour of the Celebrity Masterchef final, the first installment of which is broadcast on BBC1 tonight at 8pm, I thought I would display my PASSION for the show with a series of relevant puns based on the finalists' names:

JAYNE GRIDDLE-MISS

WENDI EAT-ERS

I-WANTON-MAS

I hereby propose that you all now comment with your own celebrity / food puns!!

HOW DEEP IS YOUR PUN

I got an e-mail today from the Take That marketing people, offering me 'heavily discounted' tickets for their live shows this weekend.

The reason for the discount? The tickets have NO VIEW WHATSOEVER of the main stage! Apparently the 'restricted' view seats do have a view of the secondary stage where 40% of the performance supposedly takes place. Having brought this up with my colleagues, one came up with this fantastic pun:

EVERYTHING CHANGES BUT VIEW

My pun idea:

AT THE BACK FOR GOOD

Punion bhaji

A woman has found a dead mouse in a jar of Asda curry sauce.

The Metro goes pun crazy:

TIKKA MOUSE-ALA

RODENT JOSH

My pun idea:

THAT'S ASDA MICE

Starface

A teenage girl is angry after she got 56 stars tattooed on her face. In fact, she's so peeved off at the tattooist that she's suing him. She claims she asked for three, fell asleep, and woke to discover an extra 53. Yeah right. Even if she gets them removed she'll still have lots of scars on her face, which isn't nice.

I do like a good tattoo-related pun.

The Sun goes with:

STARRED FOR LIFE

My pun idea:

STAR SPANGLED CLANGER

Pun in the oven

Some poor chap has found a dead mouse in his malt loaf. Haven't seen any puns on this as yet, but here's my pun idea:

THE BEST THING SINCE MICED BREAD

Your suggestions please!!

Pun A Manger

Food retailer Pret A Manger has announced that it is to switch to a more sustainable variety of tuna in its sandwiches.

A deliberate pun in the Guardian?

PRET A MANGER CHANGES ITS TUNA

My pun idea:

PRET A CHANGER

PRIME MINISTER PUNDER THREAT

Is Purnell's resignation the final nail in the coffin for Gordon Brown's leadership?

My pun idea:

BROWN'S DEATH PUR-KNELL

Please suggest more!