A humble curry house in Whitechapel, east London, has made it into the top ten of a posh food guide. A meal at the New Tayyabs restaurant costs about fifteen quid, compared to £90 at the number one eatery in the guide. The Sun does a good job of the headline, with
SECOND TO NAAN
My pun idea:
KORMA BLIMEY (but this is definitely not original)
So how about:
THE SPICE IS RIGHT (criiinge, but it DOES work on a couple of levels...)
So let's here your curry puns!!