Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Will he stay or will he go?

Kevin Keegan is on the brink of leaving Newcastle United. At time of writing, he is currently 'in talks' with the board.

The Daily Mirror chooses this as its lead story, with the headline:

THE KKING IS DEAD

The puns continue inside with:

RUN OUT OF TOON

Another great football-related pun in the Daily Star today, following the news that Manchester City has been bought by Abu Dhabi squillionaires:

WE'LL SHEIK UP THE PREM

I am feeling rather uncreative at the moment so can't think of my own!

5 comments:

Joe said...

I had loads for this!

KeeGone

Kevin FLEEgan

Kevastating

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Keegan's Run

Dunners said...

Joe, you are my new hero....

Keep them punning!

Joe said...

I will do - hope you are still visiting my website. Was quite proud of "Can't get married in these Genes" and "Upton Left"!

Dunners said...

Of course! But the genes one wasn't on the homepage...

Your puns are just too good dude!

Have you ever worked for a redtop?!

Joe said...

The Genes one is in the best of the past puns - I move them there eachday. No ive never worked in Media at all.