Monday, 6 October 2008

Don't leave the water punning

An 'exclusive investigation' by the Sun has revealed that coffee chain Starbucks wastes 23million liters of water a day because staff around the world are told to run taps non-stop.

The front page of the Sun screams:

STARBERKS

My pun idea:

STARBUCKS: THE WORLD'S LARGEST COFFEE DRAIN

('Drain' is meant to represent 'chain' in this pun. Hmmm....never a good sign when you have to explain a pun is it?!)

3 comments:

Joe said...

Have to say that "Starberks" is genius.

"Bucking Wasters"
"Waste lots want not"
"Water Waste"
"Pricks and Water"(Bricks n Mortar)
"A load of tap"


Something around Tappucino?

Anonymous said...

ooh Tappucino- nice. joe, whoever y'are, you are on here a LOT! (with some good suggestions admittedly dammit)

Star-bucksters (Dam Busters....ok crap)

Make mine a wet latte

Ok in Spanish, this would work quite well. The word 'mojar' means 'to soak'- and it sounds lots like mocha- so you could say 'una mocha-do (mojado = a soaking) de Starbucks' or somat. Yeah. I rock. Ok I'm off to Oz, byeee!!!!

Dunners said...

Tappucino wins. Hands down.