Monday, 27 October 2008

The punderer returns

I read my first newspaper in nearly two weeks today. I fear I have missed out on many pun headlines in that time, so feel free to fill me in.

But for now, back to 'Strictly Come Dancing', with the Daily Mirror reporting on swimmer Mark Foster having been voted off the show this weekend following a rather weak pasodoble routine. The muscular chap marked his departure with an impromptu strip-tease during his final dance. The headline:

FLOP MARK'S STRIPLY DANCING FAREWELL

My pun idea:

SIX-PACK-ODOBLE

I'm obviously out of practice after my time off...

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