Hats-off to Guardian Unlimited, who today posted a brilliant article detailing the latest football transfer rumours with loads of fab food puns. 'Why food?' I hear you ask. Well, because Fabio Capello yesterday launched an astonishing attack on tomato ketchup. Yep, that's the only reason.
Too many puns in this wonderful article to list, so read it for yourself here. Thanks to Gary Andrews for the spot!