An adventurer from London has completed a 22,000 mile trip around the world on a penny farthing bicycle. The Evening Standard celebrated the marvellous achievement by Joff Summerfield with the headline:
AROUND THE WORLD AT 11MPH, A WHEELY LONG RIDE ON PENNY FARTHING
A tad long-winded methinks. How about this instead:
JOFF HIS HEAD
Would be good to base the pun around the bicycle however. Ideas please!