Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Punder arrest

Liverpool legend Steven Gerrard has only gone and got himself arrested after a punch-up in a trendy nightclub. The footballer had been celebrating after Liverpool trounced Newcastle five-pun.

The Sun's front page goes with:

STEVIE G.B.H.

My pun idea:

STEVEN JAIL-ARD

*BREAKING NEWS*

Gerrard's been charged with assault and affray:

AFFRAY MISTER DJ

3 comments:

Joe said...

Hey Dunners

Good to have you back! Hope you had a good crimbo.

I had "Well ard Gerrard" originally

There has to be something around:
Hitting the Bar
Paying the Penalty
Being Out of His Box

Dunners said...

Thanks Joe! Good to be back, and good to hear from you!!

Anonymous said...

Dunners it's in your v own intro to this one!: 'Gerard PUNch up'!!