Going punderground

Picture in the Daily Mail today of Paul Weller collapsed on the floor in a drunken heap.

The headline:

OH DEAR, PAUL. BET YOU'VE FELT WELLER

My pun idea:

FALL WELLER

Punder arrest

Liverpool legend Steven Gerrard has only gone and got himself arrested after a punch-up in a trendy nightclub. The footballer had been celebrating after Liverpool trounced Newcastle five-pun.

The Sun's front page goes with:

STEVIE G.B.H.

My pun idea:

STEVEN JAIL-ARD

*BREAKING NEWS*

Gerrard's been charged with assault and affray:

AFFRAY MISTER DJ

Winter punderland

A 'Lapland theme park' in Hampshire has been criticised by disappointed families after it failed to live up to its idyllic and magical website.

The Daily Mirror's headline:

WALKING IN A WINTER BLUNDERLAND

My pun idea:

CR*PLAND

Baby pun more time

Britney made an underwhelming UK comeback on the X-Factor on Saturday night. The press didn't hold back on their views of her lip-synching performance...

Sunday Mirror:

BRIT OF A DISASTER

Daily Mirror:

BRITNEY JEERS

Daily Mail:

THE BRITNEY COMEBACK, LIVE ON MIME TIME TV

My pun idea:

BRITNEY LIP-STINKS

Is it me or are my puns getting meaner?!