Hmm, either Jonathan Ross is exceedingly stupid, or the press are jumping on every vaguely controversial thing that the BBC presenter - who is now back on our screens and 'dis'gracing the airwaves - inadvertently says. His latest blunder was to suggest that someone should do unspeakable things to an old lady to give her "one last night before the grave".
The Sun splashes on a double-page spread:
WOSS HE DONE NOW
My (Daily Mail?!) pun idea: