The Sun is still banging on about that wind turbine that got 'hit by a UFO'. Whatever! In today's paper, they spoke of how they have sent their own 'investigator' (aka hack) to the wind farm in question to do some of their own investigations (since the conclusion of the official investigation done by a, you know, 'expert', was simply too dull).
Their headline today:
My pun idea:
ALIEN WIND FARM
Oh, so weak!! 'Wind' doesn't even rhyme with 'ant' - aaarrggghh!!