Hundreds of tons of timberrrrr have washed up on the Kent coast after it was swept off a stricken Russian cargo ship. Eagle-eyed looters have been loading their vans with the planks, although strictly speaking it still belongs to the original owner.
Tons of puns on this today, with my fave being the Mirror's:
A WALK ON THE BEECH
My pun idea:
PLANKS VERY MUCH