Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Rollerblading punsioner

A rollerblading pensioner has been fined £2,000 after being found guilty of skating dangerously in his town centre.

The Metro has a great headline for this one:

THE GREY CITY ROLLER

My pun idea:

OA-WHEEEEE!

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Pinky Pun-ky*

The Sun today includes an article on Timmy Mallett's new career as an artist. Apparently he has sold 250 paintings for up to £400 each!

The headline:

MALLETT'S PALETTE

My pun:

TIMMY-PRESSIONISM

* "In later years, a talking mini version of the mallet called Pinky Punky was introduced" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_Mallett)

Monday, 23 February 2009

Don't leave the tap punning

Yesterday's Sunday Mirror had a bit of a rant about the fact that some of Britain's biggest water firms are set to make more than £1billion this year - on the back of 'inflation busting' bill rises.

The headline:

SPOUT OF ORDER

My pun idea:

WATER JOKE

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

World War pun

Top secret papers reveal that Adolf Hitler had chronic flatulence, and regularly broke wind during meals.

The Sun goes all out on this one, with a whole host of puns:

HANDS UP WHO MADE THAT NAZI SMELL

HITLER WAS A REAL SWAS-STINKER

WHIFFEN SS

My pun idea:

WORLD WAR TOOT

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Her Royal Pun-ness

The Queen has unveiled a brand new website for the British Monarchy. Nifty little headline in the Guardian yesterday:

I NAME THIS SITE QE2.0

Along the same lines, here's my pun idea:

QUEEN E-LIZABETH 2.0

Thursday, 12 February 2009

Punusual place to read a book

A Bishop was arrested after taking photos of his sons reading books on the roof of their family home. The boys' school had organised a competition to find the most unusual place to read a book, and the Bishop obviously had a 'lightbulb moment'.

The Daily Mail / Daily Star:

CHIMNEY POTTY!

Daily Mirror:

BOOKED

My pun idea:

SONS OF BISH-OP ON THE ROOF

Monday, 9 February 2009

You've been punned!

TV comedy ledge Harry Hill has been spotted in the street sporting a BEARD. The scandal!

Daily Mirror:

WHO THE HILL IS IT?

My pun idea:

HAIRY HILL

Sooo obvious!

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

Batpun

Batman actor Christian Bale has been caught on tape ranting and raving at a crew member on his latest film.

Daily Mirror:

BAT RANT

Sun:

BALE-ISTIC

My pun idea:

CHRISTIAN WAIL

Monday, 2 February 2009

Snow way of getting to work...

....so let's hear your snow puns!!!