A teenage girl is angry after she got 56 stars tattooed on her face. In fact, she's so peeved off at the tattooist that she's suing him. She claims she asked for three, fell asleep, and woke to discover an extra 53. Yeah right. Even if she gets them removed she'll still have lots of scars on her face, which isn't nice.
I do like a good tattoo-related pun.
The Sun goes with:
STARRED FOR LIFE
My pun idea:
STAR SPANGLED CLANGER