Saturday, 28 November 2009

Strictly pun dancing (2)

Strictly heart throb Ricky Whittle was arrested this week.



YOU'RE RUMBA ARREST

My pun:


STRICTLY CON DANCING 

but I've seen this one before so...

LINDY COP

Or

(AMERICAN) SMOOTH CRIMINAL

Ooh, the possibilities are ENDLESS! Pun away!

Friday, 13 November 2009

Potter's got the pun-chies

Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has been accused of smoking cannabis following the publication of some dodgy photos.

The Daily Mirror goes for the obvious:

HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONED

My pun:

HAS POTTER BEEN HUFFLE-PUFFING WEED?

Thursday, 12 November 2009

Punscented

A shoplifter has been banned from his local pharmacies after being convicted of stealing perfume and aftershave 56 times.


The Daily Mirror:


SCENT AWAY FROM SHOPS


My pun:


A CLOSE AFTER-SHAVE WITH THE LAW