Punion bhaji

A woman has found a dead mouse in a jar of Asda curry sauce.

The Metro goes pun crazy:

TIKKA MOUSE-ALA

RODENT JOSH

My pun idea:

THAT'S ASDA MICE

Starface

A teenage girl is angry after she got 56 stars tattooed on her face. In fact, she's so peeved off at the tattooist that she's suing him. She claims she asked for three, fell asleep, and woke to discover an extra 53. Yeah right. Even if she gets them removed she'll still have lots of scars on her face, which isn't nice.

I do like a good tattoo-related pun.

The Sun goes with:

STARRED FOR LIFE

My pun idea:

STAR SPANGLED CLANGER

Pun in the oven

Some poor chap has found a dead mouse in his malt loaf. Haven't seen any puns on this as yet, but here's my pun idea:

THE BEST THING SINCE MICED BREAD

Your suggestions please!!

Pun A Manger

Food retailer Pret A Manger has announced that it is to switch to a more sustainable variety of tuna in its sandwiches.

A deliberate pun in the Guardian?

PRET A MANGER CHANGES ITS TUNA

My pun idea:

PRET A CHANGER

PRIME MINISTER PUNDER THREAT

Is Purnell's resignation the final nail in the coffin for Gordon Brown's leadership?

My pun idea:

BROWN'S DEATH PUR-KNELL

Please suggest more!