Cat owners punder the thumb

I always suspected it, but now there's scientific proof that cats manipulate their owners when they want food, by cunningly purring instead of miaowing.

The Guardian:

HAVE I GOT MEWS FOR YOU

My pun:

CAT-NIPULATION

A coherent plate of puns

In honour of the Celebrity Masterchef final, the first installment of which is broadcast on BBC1 tonight at 8pm, I thought I would display my PASSION for the show with a series of relevant puns based on the finalists' names:

JAYNE GRIDDLE-MISS

WENDI EAT-ERS

I-WANTON-MAS

I hereby propose that you all now comment with your own celebrity / food puns!!

HOW DEEP IS YOUR PUN

I got an e-mail today from the Take That marketing people, offering me 'heavily discounted' tickets for their live shows this weekend.

The reason for the discount? The tickets have NO VIEW WHATSOEVER of the main stage! Apparently the 'restricted' view seats do have a view of the secondary stage where 40% of the performance supposedly takes place. Having brought this up with my colleagues, one came up with this fantastic pun:

EVERYTHING CHANGES BUT VIEW

My pun idea:

AT THE BACK FOR GOOD