Strictly pun dancing (2)

Strictly heart throb Ricky Whittle was arrested this week.

Daily Mirror:

YOU'RE RUMBA ARREST

My pun:

STRICTLY CON DANCING 

but I've seen this one before so...

LINDY COP

Or

(AMERICAN) SMOOTH CRIMINAL

Ooh, the possibilities are ENDLESS! Pun away!

Potter's got the pun-chies

Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe has been accused of smoking cannabis following the publication of some dodgy photos.

The Daily Mirror goes for the obvious:

HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONED

My pun:

HAS POTTER BEEN HUFFLE-PUFFING WEED?

Punscented

A shoplifter has been banned from his local pharmacies after being convicted of stealing perfume and aftershave 56 times.


The Daily Mirror:


SCENT AWAY FROM SHOPS


My pun:


A CLOSE AFTER-SHAVE WITH THE LAW