Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Punusual hair colour

Police have today defended their decision to issue an e-fit image of a burglary suspect who appeared to have a lettuce on his head, the Guardian reports. My pun:

ICEBURGLAR

Lettuce the salad puns commence!

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Pope assassina-pun plot

The six binmen who were arrested this week after being accused of plotting to assassinate the Pope have been released without charge. According to the Sunday Mirror, it turns out they were 'just joking'. Terrorism's no laughing matter, but I'm pretty proud of this pun:

BIN LARK-DEN

Any more inappropriate terror puns?

The Pope's UK visit has pun opportunities aplenty. As @mark_cawley on Twitter pointed out, the best punning scenario would surely arise if he were to get egged:

EGGS BENEDICT


Anyway, enough pontifficating. If you've spotted any great papal puns in the last week or so, leave a comment!