The six binmen who were arrested this week after being accused of plotting to assassinate the Pope have been released without charge. According to the Sunday Mirror, it turns out they were 'just joking'. Terrorism's no laughing matter, but I'm pretty proud of this pun:
Any more inappropriate terror puns?
The Pope's UK visit has pun opportunities aplenty. As @mark_cawley on Twitter pointed out, the best punning scenario would surely arise if he were to get egged:
Anyway, enough pontifficating. If you've spotted any great papal puns in the last week or so, leave a comment!