Glastonbury 2012 has been called off because all the portable lavatories (and police) are going to be in London for the Olympic Games. I spotted a couple of decent puns on this story today...
My favourite headline was Londonist's:
GLASTONBURY FINALLY FACES ITS PORTALOO
While the Guardian went with:
GLASTONBURY LOO-SES OUT TO OLYMPICS
Think poo can do any better? Or have you spotted a better pun? Comment away!