Monday, 18 October 2010

Glas-pun-bury cancelled

Glastonbury 2012 has been called off because all the portable lavatories (and police) are going to be in London for the Olympic Games. I spotted a couple of decent puns on this story today...

My favourite headline was Londonist's:

GLASTONBURY FINALLY FACES ITS PORTALOO

While the Guardian went with:

WHY GLASTONBURY 2012 IS GOING DOWN THE PAN 

*update* new Guardian pun on the network front:


My pun:

GLASTONBURY LOO-SES OUT TO OLYMPICS

Think poo can do any better? Or have you spotted a better pun? Comment away!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're taking the (Olym)piss!

Hose said...

or... Olympics beats Glasto to the (s)portaloos