Monday, 15 November 2010

Pun hell of a diet

Love this story. A chap who was so disgusted by his big belly after spotting himself on Google Street View has gone on to lose a third of his body weight. Best of all, he's from LONGWELL GREEN IN BRISTOL, which is where I grew up!

The Sun's pun is a classic:

IT'S GOOGLE GIRTH

My rather weaker attempt:

GOOGLE EAT VIEW

Friday, 12 November 2010

Depunment of Wealth

The Guardian has tonight revealed that the Department of Health is putting companies such as McDonald's, KFC and PepsiCo at the heart of writing government policy on obesity, alcohol and diet-related disease. McOMG!

@gavinbarber on Twitter came up with a gem of a pun shortly after the story went online:
BIG MAC SOCIETY

Here's mine (definitely not as good):

PEPSICOALITION

As always, suggest your own in the comments....

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Punographic manhunt

The Guardian reports that Sri Lankan police are on the hunt for more than 80 local people who have appeared in pornographic films by printing their pictures in newspapers.

My pun:
MISSIONARY: IMPOSSIBLE

Rather crude by my usual standards. I'm almost dreading your suggespuns...

Thursday, 4 November 2010

Punbelievable goats

Crikey, just look at these goats!!

Pun ideas:

GOAT DAMMIT!

CABRA-CADABRA
(note: Cabra = goat in Spanish)

YOU'VE GOAT TO BE KIDDING

YOU WON'T BILLY-VE IT


Any more puns? Goat for it in the comments...