A bit of a niche post here, but as a loyal Gashead I was delighted to hear of the appointment of Dave Penney as our new manager. But not because of his reputation or tactical expertise, no. Because of the sheer amount of punning opportunities his surname will surely provide us with!!
Some initial predictions:
DAVE SPENDS MORE THAN A PENNEY ON NEW PLAYER
PENNEY FOR HIS THOUGHTS AFTER THAT PERFORMANCE
GRIN FOR A PENNEY, GRIN FOR A HOUND (granted, this particular headline is reliant on a dog invading the pitch, and Dave Penney - and the dog - finding it entertaining)